'Which is it? Are you a thief, or are you a little cocksucking fuck-bitch?' The guard started to laugh, the sales-girl was practically dying, pointing at me and holding her belly. The skateboarders in the doorway were cheering and exchanging high fives while the other women in the store were trying to tell them to shush so they could hear the rest.

'WHICH IS IT?' Said the VISA clerk again. I paused for a long time until the security guard took his handcuffs off his belt, and reached for my wrist.

'Wait!' I said envisioning a night in jail.

'Ok, ok, it's the second, I guess.' I said as quietly as I could. My sales-girl turned up the volume of our phone. When the VISA clerk spoke again, her voice was almost deafening.

'What is the second one? You better tell me word for word, or we will have you sent to jail for the night for the crime stealing panties, the other inmates will just love that.'

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