'Why, these are the most beautiful panties in the store. Are you afraid that people will SEE YOU, A MAN, BUYING BEAUTIFUL PANTIES for your girlfriend? Don't you think everyone will think its so sweet, that YOU ARE BUYING PANTIES.' I cringed as her loud voice had attracted the attention of some kids passing by. A group of teenage boys, about seventeen were sitting on their skateboards across from the door looking directly at me and laughing.

'Now I know what you want. You want panties, that will make your girlfriend look like a LITTLE BITCH right?' She said smiling. I wanted the floor of the store to open up and swallow me, but at this point there was no escape, the other women in the store were no longer even pretending to look away, I was on display, and my only choice was to play out this charade. I played along hoping it would end quickly.

'Hold these up.' She said, and made me display a black bikini g-string to the world passing by.

'I bet you she'll just love that.' The sales-girl said.