'The panties are for me.' I said.

'I can barely hear you, sissy. DID YOU SAY THE PANTIES WERE FOR YOU!?! Why would a man want girl's panties? You better have a good reason, or we won't believe you. WHY DO YOU WANT THE PANTIES, Do they make you feel like a little SISSY, FAGGOT, COCKSUCKING, BITCH? Is that why you want them?'

'Yes' I said, totally ashamed and humiliated.

'Yes WHAT?' the VISA clerk demanded.

'Yes.' I said 'wearing panties makes me feel sexy . . . like a little bitch.' The patrons of the store burst into applause, cheering and whistling as I grew a deeper and deeper shade of red.

'I thought so.' The clerk said. 'Well then, in that case, VISA has no problem with this little, sad excuse for a man, buying panties so he can look like a hot, pussy, whore and get fucked all night by a real man. That is what you are planning on doing isn't it?'